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Lightnup
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Initially Posted - 05/27/2006 :  09:49:04  Show Profile
Stolen from BoatWorks website:

Ten lies owners of old boats tell their spouses—and themselves

1. It's only cosmetic.
2. I'll have her in the water next year.
3. It'll cost hardly anything if I do the work myself.
4. I can sail it without an engine.
5. It'll be out of the driveway by May.
6. Once that's done it shouldn't cost a penny.
7. Of course it doesn't need new sails.
8. I'll start work on the kitchen next weekend.
9. I had to buy that radar; it was half-price.
10. Don't worry, the keelbolts will be fine.






Steve Madden
'87 WK #5668 "Lorica"
Fort Myers, FL


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OJ
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Response Posted - 05/28/2006 :  09:47:39  Show Profile
11. It sleeps 5, comfortably.

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Buzz Maring
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Response Posted - 05/28/2006 :  11:24:01  Show Profile
12. I meant to do that.

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Tom Potter
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Response Posted - 05/28/2006 :  11:41:30  Show Profile
13. Sure, it's deep enough.

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Lightnup
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Response Posted - 05/28/2006 :  12:04:09  Show Profile
"Don't worry, the porta-potti isn't even close to full."

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britinusa
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Response Posted - 05/28/2006 :  12:37:31  Show Profile  Visit britinusa's Homepage
See, the inclinometer goes much further than that, so we must be ok!

Paul

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AADIVER
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Response Posted - 05/28/2006 :  18:38:20  Show Profile  Visit AADIVER's Homepage
Lost count, but how 'bout: "This is absolutely my last mod."

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SJ
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Response Posted - 05/30/2006 :  12:14:17  Show Profile
Yes Dear, Of course I bought it for you....

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Charlie Vick
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Response Posted - 05/30/2006 :  12:54:13  Show Profile
18. "Of course I meant to heel over that far.
I was just trying to rinse out the cockpit!"

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Tom Potter
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Response Posted - 05/30/2006 :  18:41:59  Show Profile
19. Sure... I'll be back in time to cut the grass.

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