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Welcome to the Swearing in Ceremony of both Duane and Douglas who've attained the rank of Master Marine Consultant through their prodigious postings, idle banter, and other worthless contributions to this forum.
Doug and Duane,...<font size=5>UHHHH-TEN-SHUN!</font id=size5> Raise your beverage hand and lend an ear.
<b>Know All Men by These Presents:</b> and to all <i>Landlubbers, Sea Lawyers, Salts, Swabs, Square-Knot Admirals, Gold Brickers and other Scavengers of the Seven Seas,</i><b> Greetings</b>:
BE IT KNOWN: <i>By all earthy mortals and others who may be honored by their distinguished presents that, </i><b>DUANE WOLFF</b> of the Good Ship <b><i>FLYING WASP</i></b> & <b>DOUGLAS</b> of the Good Ship <b><i>TRISKA</i></b>, <i>are hereby promoted to the Illustrius rank of </i> <b>MASTER MARINE CONSULTANT</b>. <i>And, therefore, for this Good and Sufficient Reason, THEY are entitled by the Laws of the Sea to all the Rights and Priveleges of a </i> <b>MASTER MARINE CONSULTANT</b>. <i>These Proceedings and Promotions will be written to the Treasured and Honorable records of Davey Jones' Log.</i>
<b>Disobey This Order Under Penalty Of Our Royal Displeasure.</b>
<i>Given on this Day, the </i><b>21st</b><i> of </i><b>May</b><i>, in the year of our Lord,</i> <b>2003</b>.
Congratulations to all three of you. I have certailnly enjoyed the comfort of your advice and had agood, worthwhile laugh with you at the bantor. Keep it UP!!
By the way, what are the requirements to apply for 'DeckHand' rank?
Bill Jaworowski Moonbeams '85 C25 SR/SK #4953 Lake Carlyle, IL.
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> ...Just don't tell my boss how much time I spend here when I should be working. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Doug: I started over to keep the Admiral from finding out... And because I carry the dubious title "consultant" as a wage-slave, it's not what I want to be called here... ALso because I don't know enough to be a Master Marine Consultant--I'm learning it from you guys! (I taught myself to sail 50+ years ago and don't pretend to know how it's really supposed to be done--thus, no racing except as crew.)
Dave Bristle, 1985 C-25 #5032 "Passage" SR/FK/Dinette/Honda in SW CT
In all honesty I can tell you that both of these guys give great advice and never judge us novice types. In my book that goes a long way. (If I keep writing I might even move up to experienced newbie!) Keep up the good work and thanks. Jeff J.
We have all profited from these guys meandering prophecies on how to get to nirvana. Where would we be without the stimulating and thoughtful advice…Davy Jones knows! This is a great community that prevents mistakes, helps us correct our mistakes, and allows us to squander our thoughts without penalty. We learn from our own suggestions and advice. We certainly learn from yours. From Deep in the Heart of Texas, Steve
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Once again thanks to this board and the people who run it. Just don't tell my boss how much time I spend here when I should be working.
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