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Charlie Vick
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Initially Posted - 08/31/2004 :  11:20:10  Show Profile
Don't forget Sept. 19 is talk like a pirate day!
For your pirate name go to this site.

www.talklikeapirate.com

Tom Chaste Beard
PanaceaII 1781 C25 #2439 SRSK

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Edited by - Charlie Vick on 08/31/2004 11:23:50

osmepneo
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Response Posted - 08/31/2004 :  11:24:17  Show Profile
Rrrrrrrr, thanks for the chuckle, Charlie
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Sea Wolf
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Response Posted - 08/31/2004 :  15:51:52  Show Profile
Just happened to hear this one a few days ago on the radio, found it written out on the internet...


A pirate walks into a saloon and the barkeep says, "Ahoy matey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

The barkeep says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg but the surgeon fixed it up, just part of the pirate'n life, it's nothin'."

"Yeah," says the barkeep, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy's vessel. I was matchin' blades with her cap'n and me hand was cut off but the doc fixed it up with this hook--small price to pay for the bounty we pulled in."

"Oh," says the barkeep, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in me eye."

"So?" replied the barkeep, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!"

"Well," says the pirate, "That was the day I got the hook."



Harr harrrrrrrr,
Skull Crusher Johnson
Edited by - Sea Wolf on 08/31/2004 17:51:55
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Derek Crawford
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Response Posted - 08/31/2004 :  15:58:17  Show Profile
An oldie, but still a goody!
Derek
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pwhallon
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Response Posted - 08/31/2004 :  16:06:24  Show Profile
<font size="4">Why are pirates so grumpy all the time?

I don't know, they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR</font id="size4">

Hey Charrrrrlie, That's a great site.

PW
Edited by - pwhallon on 08/31/2004 16:12:54
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Charlie Vick
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Response Posted - 08/31/2004 :  17:32:56  Show Profile
Bring in the deer!
There's enough corn to feed them here!

Tom Chaste Beard
PanaceaII 1781 C25 #2439 SRSK
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John V.
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Response Posted - 09/02/2004 :  19:53:48  Show Profile  Visit John V.'s Homepage
What does a pirate pay for his piercings?

A buck an ear....

AAAAAAArrrrrrrr
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