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djn
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Initially Posted - 05/08/2007 :  17:39:17  Show Profile

Hey Guys,

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they both climb in the passenger seat, one sitting on the other's lap.

On the way, they start kissing each other ...

Then one of them turns to you to perform the nasty with you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 11th, 13th, twice on the 15th, on the 17th, 20th, April 3rd, 7th, 16th, two times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Just a friendly warning.


Dennis
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cat1951
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Response Posted - 05/08/2007 :  18:17:42  Show Profile
ROFLMAO - That is the best story/scam I have ever heard. Now where is that wallet that I got as a gift last year and never use?
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danandlu
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Response Posted - 05/08/2007 :  19:21:22  Show Profile  Visit danandlu's Homepage
I'm busting a gut laughing!
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Don B
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Response Posted - 05/08/2007 :  19:42:14  Show Profile
That's why I don't use a wallet...

Yo Dennis...sounds like you get Home Depot frequent flier miles.
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Renzo
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Response Posted - 05/09/2007 :  07:59:11  Show Profile
Dennis-Shame on you for saying such terrible things about two sweet young girls.I know them, and they are just trying to make the world a better place by bringing a little sunshine into the lives of middle aged men, like yourself, who look like they need a clear view of the road and a little love.









PS: Let me know if you want your wallets back (but not the money)
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dave holtgrave
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Response Posted - 05/09/2007 :  09:16:46  Show Profile
YOU GUYS ARE UP ON THIS ONE

MAKES A GOOD LITTLE HUMOR FOR A WEDNESDAY

DAVER HOLTGRAVE
5722 SK/TR SAILING CARLYLE LAKE IN SOUTHERN ILLINOIS
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djn
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Response Posted - 05/09/2007 :  09:57:09  Show Profile
Hi Larry, are you racing tomorrow night??? I am working the Committee boat. See you then. Cheers.
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Renzo
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Response Posted - 05/09/2007 :  10:28:46  Show Profile
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by djn</i>
<br />Hi Larry, are you racing tomorrow night??? I am working the Committee boat. See you then. Cheers.
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Hi Dennis - No, I won't be ready for the tune-up race tomorrow night. I still have some work to do on the boat and I have to get the windshield cleaned on my van.
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djn
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Response Posted - 05/09/2007 :  10:58:58  Show Profile
OOOOO that last line was a bit to graphic.....I am going to have to watch a hog get butchered to get that image out of my head. Cheers.
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esailor
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Response Posted - 05/09/2007 :  20:40:19  Show Profile
Sorry I can't type now wife want's me to run to home depot...
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Andy_334
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Response Posted - 05/11/2007 :  20:26:49  Show Profile
[url="http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/diy_main/pg_diy.jsp?CNTTYPE=NAVIGATION&CNTKEY=locator%2findex.jsp&BV_SessionID=@@@@1133724034.1178932992@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccceaddkllkffghcgelceffdfgidgjn.0&MID=9876"]Store Locator[/url] Provided as a public service!
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