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I know, but it comes with 10 Viking Shields AND Helmets with HORNS! Imagine that boat with few scantily clad blondes and redheads aboard. Ok, imagine any boat with a few scantily clad women on board!
I hear them Texans have horns too. Guess that makes us all horny?
Back to the boat - just makes ya wonder, why? No really, why? Who ever thought that this boat design was a good idea? Purty, but it reminds me of the silly stuff in the flea markets that some guy in China decided to make. What were they thinking?
Yeah we Texans do have horns and I'm lucky enough to have a redhead! She likes to get scantily clad from time to time (oh wait a minute, that was before we got married)!
For only $800, I'll send you the plans for one of these little beauties. The plans are on the back of a napkin, but the napkin was one of those really good ones and hasn't got that much pizza sauce on it.( you'll hardly notice). This boat is suitable for Scandihoovians, Texans and anyone with $800. Please note that the trailer is seperate. Your mileage may vary. Guaranteed to turn heads at your marina. There is room for Helmets and Horns, but they are not included in the price. But you will be so pleased that you will hardly notice.
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