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Lightnup
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Initially Posted - 04/22/2005 :  22:13:42  Show Profile
Tina, the woman who owns the 30 Hunter in the slip next to my boat, had her friend Marge visiting last weekend. As I walked past them on the dock, Tina accidentally stumbled into Marge, who then fell against me, knocking me right into the cold marina water. At first they were mortified and then, when they found out I was okay, they began sobbing with relief. There was only one thing for me to do. I climbed back on the dock and told them, "Don't cry for me Marge and Tina."

Steve
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ClamBeach
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Response Posted - 04/22/2005 :  22:15:56  Show Profile
Groooaaaannnn...
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Tom Potter
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Response Posted - 04/22/2005 :  22:29:13  Show Profile
sounds like a A dock story.
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Response Posted - 04/22/2005 :  23:56:54  Show Profile
......"I know you dont have any dry clothes. I have a washer AND dryer on my boat. Why don't you come aboard, have a drink, and I will handle your clothes."

Be careful around the dock!

Tom.
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Arlyn Stewart
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Response Posted - 04/23/2005 :  10:36:19  Show Profile  Visit Arlyn Stewart's Homepage
I confess my inability to conclude the basis for this story which seems open ended... but would suggest that if it is moral judgement...then it is inapropriate to the forum.
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Doug
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Response Posted - 04/23/2005 :  10:43:13  Show Profile
Song from <i>Evita</i> with the chorus <i>Don’t cry for me Argentina</i>.

About Eva Peron. I think the Perons may have sailed once or twice....
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andy
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Response Posted - 04/23/2005 :  11:04:31  Show Profile  Visit andy's Homepage
I just got a new pet....a gecko...called him Art.
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ClamBeach
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Response Posted - 04/23/2005 :  13:14:26  Show Profile
&gt;Don't cry for me Marge and Tina
... grooaaannnn....
&gt;a gecko...called him Art.
... double groannnnn....

The thread is going down faster than the value of my my 401K... break out the bilge pumps! ;&gt;)
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pwhallon
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Response Posted - 04/23/2005 :  15:07:10  Show Profile
I named my de-thatcher......Margret.

Oh my,

Pw
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Ben
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Response Posted - 04/24/2005 :  19:56:48  Show Profile
Great joke! I'm gonna use it in my newsletter if you don't mind!
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Lightnup
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Response Posted - 04/25/2005 :  09:58:04  Show Profile
Feel free to use it Ben. I've written a humor column for several years for a regional magazine and wrote an entire 600 word column with "don't cry for me Marge and Tina" as the punchline.

Steve
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Ben
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Response Posted - 04/25/2005 :  12:49:19  Show Profile
Thanks Steve, I'm sure my readers will collectively groan when they read the joke. :-)
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