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Frank,<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>learn the secret handshake<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>Here's how it goes... Walk into your nearest West Marine or other ship's store. Walk up to the cashier and take out your wallet. Open the wallet to the folding green section, and hold it out to the cashier. What happens next is the "secret handshake".<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
Okay, we haven't performed this ceremony in quite some time so I guess it's time to dust it off.
Okay Frank, are you ready? Raise your beverage hand and listen up!
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<b>Know All Men by These Presents:</b> and to all <i>Landlubbers, Sea Lawyers, Salts, Swabs, Square-Knot Admirals, Gold Brickers and other Scavengers of the Seven Seas, Greetings</i>:
BE IT KNOWN: <i>By all earthy mortals and others who may be honored by his distinguished presents that,</i> <b>FRANK GLOSS</b>, <i>is hereby promoted to the Illustrius rank of C25</i> <b>CAPTAIN</b>. <i>And, therefore, for this Good and Sufficient Reason, He is entitled by the Laws of the Sea to all the Rights and Priveleges of a C25</i> <b>CAPTAIN</b>. <i>These Proceedings and Promotions will be written to the Treasured and Honorable records of Davey Jones' Log.</i>
<b>Disobey This Order Under Penalty Of Our Royal Displeasure.</b>
<i>Given on this Day, the </i><b>22nd</b><i> of </i><b>January</b><i>, in the year of our Lord,</i> <b>2003</b>.
Congratulations!...and uhmmm...you can lower your hand now,Frank.
Don Lucier, 'North Star' C25 SR/FK Cradled on the hard, 200ft from Lake Erie
By the Right Honourable Lord Neptune, Knight of the Seven Seas, Admiral of the Blue and Commander in Chief of the Majesty's Ships and Vessels employed and to be employed in North America, etc., etc., etc.
Whereas the previous owner of the Sloop is removed- You are hereby required and directed to proceed on board said Sloop and take upon you the Charge and Command of Commander of her; willing and requiring all the Officers and Company belonging to the said Sloop to behave themselves in their several Employments with all due Respect and Obedience to you their Commander; and you likewise to observe as well the General Printed Instructions as what Orders and Directions you may from time to time receive from any your superior Officer. Hereof nor you nor any of you may fail as you will answer the contrary at your Peril. And for doing so this shall be your Order. Given on board the Catalina 25 website, on land, 22nd January, 2003.
To Frank Gloss, Esqr, hereby appointed Commander of the Sloop By command of the Admiral, his wife, if any.
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